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[Hello, Luceti! There's a friendly, chubby face that blinks onto the network, and before he even begins to speak there's a voice that's clearly not coming from him yelling loudly in the background.]

It's a stupid idea! Who ever heard of a book that could talk?! You've been watching too much of that mecha stuff!

[The boy looks back, holding up his book and waving it slightly. Through the motion, there's another boy pacing anxiously.]

Pearl~ It's on! We can ask them now!

Like I said--

[TOTALLY IGNORING THAT ORANGE FONT NOW YUP you can see more of the first boy now, naked top up with light blue wings fluttering slightly.]

Hello! I'm Diamond, and that's my friend Pearl in the background--

You're talking to a book, Diamond! Quit foolin' around!

-- and we're new here. Um... Oh! Let's ask if they've seen Missy, Pearl!

I'm tellin' you, there isn't anyone here!

[The book's grabbed roughly and a blond boy glares angrily into the feed. He's actually dressed and his wings are a nice fluffy pink.]

See? Nothing but a book! A blank, useless page at that! Let's just... look around. Our Pokémon are missing, you know, so we have to find them.

But we should stay put so someone can find us--

That's only if you get lost!

[This angry Pearl dude snaps the book shut, and so ends the feed.]

[ooc: Hello hello! Pearl and Diamond will both be replying, though we'll be a tad slow due to moving into a new place soon! Dia'll be teaching Pearl how to talk to the book too so once that's good they'll start replying separately for an easier time. ~~Please take care of us.~~

And don't worry about their Pokémon - they'll round them up themselves!]

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I am!... safe. And I do!... have wings.

[ glancing back over her shoulder where more-boring grey wings are fluttering in excitement, then quickly tries to hide them, hhow embarrassing. ]

But surely that's not the important thing here. Where are you two!

[Pearl's are also fluttering in excitement. And relief. And happiness. And anger??]

Dia's question might not be important but you being safe was-- never mind! [Where are they-- uhh--] In a forest?

[It's always anger! Diamond's own are EXCITEMENT!!]

Yup, in a forest.

[ grabbing her book as she throws on a coat and rushes out the house. time to go forest-hunting /o/ ]

But Luceti is surrounded by forest... are there any landmarks at all?

[Pearl leaves the journal with Diamond to go searching through the trees. Err--

Calling back, really!]

A lake?

[Ooh, a lake. They could go swimming sometime.]

There's a lake nearby. [Luuuceti though, he remembers.] Is Luceti the region we're in right now?

A lake? Ah... I think I might have an idea of where you are. Hold on, I'll be there shortly.

[ saddlin up rapidash, book feed going a little wild in the process. ]

And, yes, this is the Luceti region. It's certainly not Sinnoh, is it?

It isn't cold enough to be Sinnoh.

[-- It's cold but it isn't cold enough. Pearl makes at face at the wild feed, please keep your nauseating-making out of here.]

What kind of Pokémon do they have here?

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[... Oh, it is cold, isn't it. Diamond shivers a little and mmmoves away from the feed, both because you shouldn't be half naked in front of a lady and because the motion's making him sick feeling.]

I hope they have warm Pokémon, because this place is chillingly empty of any so far.

[ fine switching back to voice just for you two, but now with added galloping of hooves as background noise. ]

Luceti doesn't actually have any native pokemon. It's quite surprising! But there are a few other trainers here, too.

[bless u]

So you haven't been alone on that front. [He didn't know if he could handle not having any Pokémon around either. It'll be a little weird still.] Are they good guys?

[yes bless u but unbless the fact that his clothes are probably in town....

Diamond doesn't actually have anything to add this time, but he's sure they're good people.]

They are! I'm sure you'll enjoy meeting them. Ah, we'll have to get you two a room in our house right away--

[ the sound of galloping seems to be getting closer, too, and not just over the book. JUST A MINUTE. ]

[Pearl shuts the book, since Missy's going to be here in a second--

oh dia's half naked huh.

Here bud, have the jacket. It's a token of his friendship. ~~Don't stretch it you fatass.~~]

[BLESS YOUR HEART YOU'RE THE BEST BRO EVER

sorry it's gonna be stretched though. He leans into his best friend, taking back his book too and so he can ask in nervous whispers]

Pearl, do think it'll be okay to just move in--

[oh hi missy!!! diamond's waving excited as soon as he sees her heee what worries before he didn't have any......]

[ DYNAMIC ENTRANCE as rapidash bursts into the clearing, rearing up majestically and everything. Platina beams, nearly trips off of her pokemon in her haste to dismount. ]

Ah... I've finally found you two. I-I'm sorry for the wait!

[Woah, how--

Missy-like. Yeah, just Missy-like. Nothing elegant or touchingly lady-like here.

Here, Pearl's a total gent. He'll make sure she stays, er. More steady? With a hand. Yeah. On her arm. Yeah.]

It's fine, it's our fault for happening to land in such a bad place. [Man, lakes though. Remember those? Good times ~~not~~.] Guess you really can't keep your balance in check without us around.

[Ah, how--

Missy-like. Very Missy-like! As elegant as a lady, yet it still holds the charm of a girl who hasn't seen two good friends in a long time.

Diamond follows suit in mimicking Pearl's actions on her other side, smiling. And petting Rapidash with his free hand. Good horse ♥]

I'd just say she's a little off, Pearl.

[ just... staring at between the two, then bursting into helpless laughter. it's been way too long in punless Luceti life! ]

Y-you two! Really, I've...

[ missed them way too much. half a year was way too much. trying to hide giggles unsuccessfully behind a hand but pfffhaha okay, this might take a while. ]

[That wasn't one of their better ones-- had she really missed them that much? Pearl's caught between being embarrassed about ~~being missed~~ the joke and happy.

...So he'll pull the both of them into a little hug. Stupid best friends.]

It wasn't even that good, Missy! With a little more time, Dia and I could have an even better one. Right, Dia?

[Well, Diamond's certainly happy that she laughed at the little thing and that she missed them. Even if it hadn't been a month since they last saw her... It gives him warm fuzzies though he knew she would've missed them.

That little hug will be a bigger one, Pearl, you know that.]

Right! We're just a little off-balance ourselves right now, that's all.

[ ... okay, hugging is nice. maybe even a little nicer than fistbunp, or maybe a lot nicer. squeeezing, just slightly tearily from laughter, JUST LAUGHTER. ]

No, I think that was right on the mark! I've missed your acts.

... And you two in general.

[Nooo, he just wanted a little-- side arm thing! You know! Like boys do! No girly hugs, Dia --

He's totally not embarrassed, totally. Not blushing even a little bit.]

...We're here now, and we aren't gonna leave you.

[Feel this determination.]

[Girly hugs don't exist, Pearl!!

But no Diamond's blushing a little. Heehee.]

No matter what happens, we'll be right here with you~ You mentioned a house, right? We'll even be able to live together!

[~~like a married threesome~~]

I trust that you will, now that you're here. And yes, the house! Let's go back to the village and find your belongings, first. I can explain on the way!

[ finally reluctantly letting go and nodding at rapidash. but offering a fist for a true sinnoh fistbunp, first, it's not a proper reunion until that! o/ ]

with lady guest speaker

they're all dumb bimbos

but their hearts are big

the most important thing

is willpower!

-- courage!!

you mean wisdom!!

no i mean wiLLPOWER

love~

heart /o/

willpower of the heart?

that sounds right. \o/

+ knowledge!!

knowledge is dumb

it's important to know!!

THAT'S RIGHT

what's the use of knowing if you don't have the will to do it!!

what's will without a reason?!

madness!!

everyone's mad here

i think it's more spartan than anything...

this! is! POKESUPE!!

does that mean we get to start kicking people into holes

into the distortion world yeah

that escalated quickly